And I'm American...

This probably shouldn't make me laugh but it does...

1.) Go to http://www.google.com
2.) Type in Failure
3.) Look at it and laugh at what comes up first
4.) Tell other people before the people at Google Fix it

**The DaNolfo Code**

**The DaNolfo Code**


Luke told me to make a list of all the movies everyone should see before they die.

DISCLAIMER: It is my complete understanding that everyone has different tastes in movies. This list is composed entirely of movies that I have viewed, some of which are viewed annually or semi-annually. I also understand that my choices may be biased as I have a comedic mind that needs to be fed by, what may seem to be, some absurd films. They are not listed in any rank or order so there is no need to feel offended because one movie is mentioned before another. I am aware that some movies have alternate titles in Australia so if you have never heard of a movie, that may be why. Luke; if these choices do not appease you, go ahead and make your own list and next time do your own dirty work.

Movies everyone should see before they die:
1.) Spaceballs
2.) Young Frankenstein
3.) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
4.) Dumb & Dumber
5.) A League of Their Own
6.) What About Bob?
7.) Clue
8.) Grumpy Old Men
9.) Grumpier Old Men
10.) Airplane [Flying High]
11.) The Sandlot [Kids]
12.) Garden State
13.) Sleepless in Seattle (to defend myself: not for the romance, but for the sarcasm of Tom Hanks' character)
14.) Emperor's New Groove
15.) Robin Hood: Men in Tights
16.) Tommy Boy
17.) Billy Madison
18.) Coneheads
19.) The Producers (1968 or 2005, take your pick)
20.) Dracula Dead and Loving It
21.) Finding Nemo (or any PIXAR film including the short "For the Birds")
22.)Rush Hour I & II
23.) Police Academy (All are good but I think 4 is the best)
24.) The Purple Rose of Cairo
25.) Meet the Parents/Fockers
26.) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (Don't compare/contrast, watch them as 2 separate movies)
27.) Monty Python's The Holy Grail (If you like this watch The Meaning of Life)
28.) Out to Sea
29.) The Odd Couple I & II
29.) Copycat
30.) The Island
31.) Blind Date
32.) Brain Donors
33.) The Goonies
34.) Like Father Like Son
35.) Arthur
36.) Hot Shots I & II
37.) The Naked Gun 1, 2 1/2, 33 1/3
38.) Big Fish
39.) That Thing You Do!
40.) Big
41.) The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
42.) The Chronicles of Narnia
43.) Drop Dead Fred
44.) Dennis the Menace (With Walter Matthau)
45.) I.Q.
46.) The Adventures of Milo & Otis
47.) Weird Science
48.) Sixteen Candles
49.) High Fidelity
50.) Grosse Point Blank
51.) Stay Tuned
52.) Austin Powers
53.) Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
54.) Aladdin
55.) Alice in Wonderland
56.) Sword in the Stone
57.) Men at Work
58.) Office Space
59.) Mr. Mom
60.) The Jerk
61.) The Three Amigos
62.) Housesitter
63.) Almost Famous
64.) The Shawshank Redemption
65.) Million Dollar Baby
66.) Gremlins II
67.) Wayne's World I & II
69.) Big Business
70.) Adventures in Babysitting
71.) Daffy Duck's Fantastic Island
72.) Look Who's Talking (Bruce Willis is hilarious)
73.) Hero [Accidental Hero]
74.) One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
75.) Shrek I & II
76.) Chicago
77.) Moulin Rouge
78.) Mean Girls
79.) Short Circuit
80.) Uncle Buck
81.) Chicken Run
82.) Old School
83.) Road Trip
84.) Without a Paddle
85.) Dutch
86.) Forget Paris
87.) When Harry Met Sally
88.) Ace Ventura I & II
89.) Turner & Hooch
90.) The Italian Job
91.) Shaun of the Dead
92.) Mr. & Mrs. Smith
93.) Ferris Bueller's Day Off
94.) A Christmas Story
95.) National Lampoon's Vacation (& National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation)
96.) Big Daddy
97.) Elf
98.) Some Like It Hot
99.) Arsenic and Old Lace
100.) Noises Off
101.) School of Rock
102.) Catch Me If You Can
103.) Groundhog Day
104.) Caddyshack I & II (I don't care what anyone says, II is better)
105.) The Princess Bride
106.) A Life Less Ordinary
107.) Pirates of the Caribbean
108.) Forrest Gump
109.) Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
110.) Death Becomes Her
111.) The Chronicles of Bruce and Raylene: A Trilogy in 4 Parts

*I forgot to save the first draft before I previewed so I lost the first list I made. I know later I'll remember a movie I should have put on it.*

*I forgot Napoleon Dynamite on purpose because I enjoy the character, but it needs a plot! I have seen it though, so I can quote it like the rest of the world.*

*If you want to see what the American Film Institute lists, go to http://www.filmsite.org/afi100films.html.*

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