Rambunction (That could be a word for it)

Who would've thought that I could hire 2 henchmen, who will remain nameless (Pita and Mathieu), and kidnap the Aussie of my choice? Via MSN!

I had hit the voice messenger button by accident during a convo with Pita. A few minutes later I heard his voice through my computer. After I recovered from the shock of hearing Pita in Ohio, and in my house for that matter, I ran up to my room to retrieve my headset. I don't remember the next 20 or 30 minutes because I was laughing really hard and I think I blacked out a couple of times. I'm just constantly amazed how easy it is to talk to you people (not "you people" like you would rudely say when addressing someone of a particular race, but "you people" as in Student Lifers as I assume you will be the only people reading this...if anyone reads it at all! According to some people I'm not missed. But that's mean - very, very mean.)

Back to it...Mathieu pestered Pita by saying, "The thing is, if you don't have a shower you'll stink."

Pita presented a disclaimer for the shower and sang "Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears, which was odd because his voice is more appropriately set for the Backstreet Boys. Imitating Forrest - Forrest Gump he said, "I gotta pee," and was off to continue his momentary diva status in the shower.

Meanwhile, I talked to Mathieu (Initially pretending to be unenthusiastic, but suddenly becoming intrigued with my insane plan) and we decided on an innocent victim for my Friday night revenge. I decided it's revenge because I'm so bored I don't know what to do with myself, so SOMEONE MUST PAY! So here's where my ordinary Aussies become henchmen and make an appearance in the story. We thought about kidnapping Jim Rawson, but NO that would be too obvious. We needed a victim so distracted, so oblivious that the colour of orange juice would be a like breaking news.

ANNOUNCER: Will their plan succeed? Will Jennifah get the nonsensical revenge she is demanding and be able to sleep without feeling like Friday, July 28th was a complete waste?!

TO BE CONTINUED...

MySpace

I'm irritated with myspace because lately (maybe just in the U.S. since Gloria has had no problems with it) it has been undergoing heaps of maintenance and it won't let you load some of the important pages like messages and the message board of your friends. All I want to do is waste time by leaving charming little anecdotes and quotes from "Titanic" (actually the trilogy in 4 parts) for my friends to laugh at. It's quite a lot cheaper than flying to Brisbane to tell these things to people. But, myspace stinks for other reasons as well.



My friend George tried to make a page and they wouldn't let him because he was under 14 years of age. Gloria was very upset about that. But - at least I can put his picture up here.

I have no idea how to use this page. So - just like the 2 years it took me to learn how to use myspace (which is not working at the moment - grr), I will have to take the time to learn this place.

I don't even know what I can say, or more importantly, who is going to actually care what I have to say. Maybe I will be entertaining enough in my vagueness that people will read my posts.

I would like to apologise (I prefer to use the proper English spelling now...I also like to use heaps of parentheses in posts and emails because I go off on tangents quite often when I'm actually talking to people) what was I talking about??? Oh yeah - I would like to apologise to those who I made fun of for eating vegemite. It is potent on its own, but I've found it's quite nice with some cheese and a bit of mustard. I still wouldn't cry if I never had to eat it again, but at least I won't have to waste a perfectly good jar of VITAMIN B!

I think this is sufficient for a first post. Be easy on the newbie - I'm not great at sharing my feelings and thoughts...except when I think I'm funny. But usually I'm not.